Week 3 – Giants at Eagles

Giants (0-2) at Eagles (1-1) – PHI -6
We weren’t able to put up a post for Week 2, but trust that we all accurately predicted the exact score.

Dan

Even though the line’s been growing over the past few days, I’ll take the Eagles to cover regardless. Despite some miscues and mistakes, I think the Eagles showed some promise against a very talented Chiefs team.

OFF Standout – Zach Ertz. Through the first two games of the season, Ertz has emerged as Carson Wentz’s safety blanket and they seem to have a good rapport. I’d love to say that Torrey Smith is going to be the guy, but he still seems to have a disconnect when it comes to Wentz. Either Wentz is missing on the deep ball, or Smith is dropping a TD. So, until I see more from them, Ertz is the guy.

DEF Standout – Fletcher Cox. The addition of Jernigan seems to have made a huge impact on the ability of Fletcher Cox to get to the QB. This defensive front has been a terror through the first two weeks and I think a matchup against a Giants offensive line in disarray should bode well again for Cox.

Score: Eagles, 34-17. The Giants look like a dumpster fire right now and I don’t think the Eagles pass up a chance to hand them their second divisional loss before the end of September. Couple that with the fact the Birds are playing in their home opener and I think we’re looking at a perfect storm.

Matt

Eagles cover easily – on paper, this is a match-up you don’t have to overthink. Giants haven’t scored 20 points in a game since last November and can’t protect their QB. The Eagles can score and rush the passer. Easy money. (I hope I don’t regret this.)

OFF Standout – LeGarrette Blount. This isn’t a logical pick as both Blount and the Eagles haven’t shown anything in the run game all year. But in a game where I expect the Giants to be put away early, Blount may have the opportunity to pound the rock and establish something on the ground – which would be a welcome addition to the offense.

DEF Standout – Vinny Curry. Many would pick Brandon Graham here, but he will be up against the right tackle all game, and all I want is Ereck Flowers on the left side. Curry had a shot to alter the outcome in KC when he nearly brought down Alex Smith late in the 4th. He’ll redeem himself this weekend going up against the worst offensive lineman in the NFL.

Score: Eagles, 34-10. Giants need a W and you can usually throw out logic and recent trends in a divisional game, but I am just going to stick to the X’s and O’s here. The Giants will be outmatched by the Eagles and even if they can muster up a great defensive effort to slow us down, their offense simply cannot put points on the board.

Kirk

Eagles cover the spread. The Giants have looked like anything but a functional team in the first two weeks and though I once had a Giants fan tell me “you can’t spell elite without Eli” he can’t do much when he doesn’t have time.

OFF Standout – Carson Wentz. I’ll jump on the Wentz Wagon this week. If for no other reason than Doug Pederson wants to throw for 85 percent of his offensive plays.

DEF Standout – I’m taking liberties and just saying the defensive line. The Giants O-line is a dumpster fire so I expect the front four to get to Eli all day.

Score: Eagles, 27-6. OBJ is still banged up and the Giants running game is worse than the Eagles. This shouldn’t be close.

Holden

I think this has the potential to be a trap game for the Eagles, but it’s also an opportunity for the Eagles to make a statement in the division. I’m going with the latter. The Eagles will cover easily in this game. The ineptitude of the Giants offense will continue and Eli will be making Eli face after the first quarter.

OFF Standout – Nelson Agholor – That’s right, Agholor is primed to have a big game. The Giants will most likely be preoccupied with the other weapons on the Eagles roster, freeing up Agholor to have a big game.

DEF Standout – Vinny Curry – Curry should be matched up against Ereck Flowers, which would be a good matchup for a DE from St. Francis. I predict a multiple sack game from Curry this weekend.

Score: Eagles, 17-9. I still think the Giants defense is a tough matchup for the Eagles, especially with an underperforming O-line.

 

 

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Game of Thrones: ‘The Queen’s Justice’ React

Episode Three of Season Seven has just aired.  Obviously, if you haven’t watched, stop reading.  There’s spoilers ahead.

The moment we’ve all been waiting for.  Jon and Daenerys.  They would be great together.  But they’re niece and nephew.  I’m not into that Lannister shit.

Davos nearly spilled the beans about Jon’s rebirth.  C’mon, Onion Knight, keep your cool.

Cersei just got her rocks off killing that Sand Snake.  I get why she wanted it.  Still hate her.

Tyron’s quotes.  He’s the man.

Did you see the look Dany gave Jon.  DON’T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT, HE’S YOUR RELATIVE.

I’m surprised they brought Bran back into the fold.  But that was heartwarming.

Bran is creeping me out.  I don’t care if you’re the Three-Eyed Raven, you don’t need to be so creepy.

SAM DID IT.

Slughorn is not amused.  Don’t fuck with the Potions Master, Tarly.  But you didn’t fuck up.  So we good.

You’re still our little bitch.  You’re basically a freshman, but worse.

Casterly Rock is Helm’s Deep, but not as epic.

If the Unsullied are half the warriors they’re supposed to be in the book, they’ll take Casterly Rock with like ten percent casualties.

Damn, I was excited to see the Lannisters go down.  At least we know why they didn’t go balls to the walls with the battle.

Cersei made some smart moves.  This chess match will be incredible.

Queen of Thorns going toe-to-toe with Tyrion for best lines

“I want her to know it was me.”  Olenna, you’re cold. Jamie regrets letting you die peacefully.

I know that’s not a lot, but I’m new at this. Not quite as action-packed as some may hope, but the plot builds further and the story is moving.  The on-coming war will be insane.

Hats, Horses, and Happiness: Kentucky Derby Preview

It’s time for the fastest two minutes in sports!  Find your light blue shorts, dust off your elitist fanciest hat, and prepare to google ‘Randy Moss horse racing’.  Whether you’re on your way to place your bets or are headed to a derby party, I’m here to give you the rundown on the field to give you a leg up on the rest of the crowd.  I’ll even give some FREE picks for all you degenerates out there!

NOTE: Odds are from KentuckyDerby.com as of 5/6 at 1:00 PM.  All analysis is based on 30 seconds of research on the internet as I wrote.
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Draft Recap: What We Thought

nfldraft_c-smyth_08-780uw-780x480After all the nervous anticipation, the 2017 NFL Draft has come and gone. Philadelphia has received broad acclaim for turning the sometimes monotonous event into a full-on football experience. But more importantly, the Philadelphia Eagles have a crop of new players. So, with that in mind, the gang answered a few questions:

The picks are in. The 2017 Bears are the Browns of yesteryear. The Eagles have an exciting new talent corps. What grade are you giving the Eagles for this draft? Continue reading