Ultimate Fantasy Draft – DL

After five grueling days of drafting, we’ve finished up the offenses.  Take a look below to see a summary of the squads so far to see who stands out as a favorite in this made-up charade of honor.  Day 6 brings new challenges – how to stop teams of criminals, animals, and canines from scoring at will.

Dan

Kirk Holden

Matt

QB

Shane Falco Paul Crewe Ronnie “Sunshine” Bass Vince Howard

QB

Uncle Rico Alex Moran Gee Grenouille

Willie Beamen

RB

Julian Washington Wendell Brown Darnell Jefferson

Boobie Miles

RB

Smash Williams Earl Megget Demetrius “DH” Harris

Tim Riggins

WR/TE

Rod Tidwell Phil Elliott Charlie Tweeder

Brian Murphy

WR/TE

Deacon Moss Rashid “Hot Hands” Hanon Ricky Jerret

Air Bud

Specialist

Don Billingsley Spike Hammersmith Clifford Franklin

Forrest Gump

OL Louie Lastik Jumbo Fumiko Billy Bob

Jamal Jackson

OL

Rudy Zolteck Patrick “Madman” Kelly Bud-Lite Kaminski

Andre Jackson

Day 1 – Quarterbacks

Day 2 – Running backs

Day 3 – Wide receivers/Tight ends

Day 4 – Specialists

Day 5 – Offensive linemen

andre-krimm

Defensive linemen (2)

Round 1

  1. Dan: Julius Campbell – Remember the Titans
  2. Dan: Steve Lattimer – The Program (TRADE)
  3. Kirk: Andre Krimm – Necessary Roughness
  4. Matt: Switowski– The Longest Yard (2005)

Round 2

  1. Holden: Vernon Littlefield – Ballers (TRADE)
  2. Holden: Greg Meaney – The Waterboy
  3. Kirk: Charles Jefferson – Fast Times at Ridgemont High
  4. Matt: Ivory Christian – Friday Night Lights (film)

*Holden swaps first round pick in the DL round and first round pick in the LB round for Dan’s first round pick in the LB round and second round pick in the DL round


Dan

Through some wheeling and dealing that left everyone confused (even me), I wound up with the top two picks and couldn’t be happier. Lattimer is a total monster. He’s a freak athlete. A total game changer. Will he eventually fail a drug test? No doubt. Worth the risk. And to make up for all of his character flaws, I took the most wholesome guy in the draft. Julius is an incredibly talented athlete. He’s an All-American and the heart of the team.

Kirk

I’m not going to lie, this was my weak point of the draft.  I had Campbell and Lattimer in mind, but selecting third overall hurt.  I was left to my own devices which, in all honesty, can be a scary thing.  That being said, I came out with a couple of good players to battle in the trenches.  Andre Krimm is just a solid player (HE’S SINBAD!) and Jefferson?  Whoa boy, get him mad and watch him work.  They’re not flashy picks, but they’ll be a solid opposition to any offense.

Matt

I came into the day with three targets in mind – I got two of them.  I hoped to grab Vernon Littlefield in the second round, but Holden snatched him up.  In Switowski and Ivory Christian, I have a powerful duo to collapse the pocket.  But more importantly, I invested in character.  Switowski is a simple man, focused on friendship and coloring books.  Christian is a silent leader.  Teams need that, families need that.  I’m building a family.

Holden

My defensive line is pretty loaded for not having a first round pick. I picked up a serious sleeper in Vernon Littlefield. Littlefield is a baller on and off the field. Greg Meaney is an awesome antagonist in The Waterboy, he sounds like a choo choo train. The most important thing that occurred during this round was me acquiring the first pick tomorrow for linebacker day. In the words of Bart Scott, “CAN’T WAIT!!!”

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